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UF Supreme Court not playing fairly
By Ryan Nelson | Feb. 14, 2008Dear UF Supreme Court, you clearly do not deserve to finish your degrees being that you have no comprehension of how the law works. A constitutional amendment allowing online voting was denied Tuesday on the grounds that - wait for it - it was unconstitutional. Let us all shout a resounding, "Duh."By definition, any constitutional amendment is unconstitutional. If it wasn't we wouldn't need to amend anything now would we? Your decision to deny students the right to vote on their own constitution is unfathomable.
CLAS to interview 11 dean hopefuls
By DEBORAH SWERDLOW | Feb. 14, 2008In preparation for semi-finalist interviews, the search committee for the next dean of UF's College of Liberal Arts and Sciences drafted questions on Thursday about budget cuts, shared governance and the college's diversity to ask the candidates.
SG has stopped caring about students
By Frank Bracco | Feb. 14, 2008In response to Derek Clenzi's letter, I'm glad to see Tau Epsilon Phi is encouraging its brothers to write to the editor.
Smith's love of gymnastics renewed
By CALLOVI< | Feb. 14, 2008Before arriving at UF in January, gymnast Maranda Smith had forgotten what she enjoyed about gymnastics.
Democratic superdelegates could determine presidential nomination
By DREW HARWELL | Feb. 14, 2008Change. Momentum. Electability.
Students join hands to celebrate Valentine's Day
By ELIZABETH LEVA | Feb. 14, 2008Members of UF's Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender Affairs joined hands for a cause on Valentine's Day.
UF faces season's first challenge with UNC on Saturday
Feb. 14, 2008The Gators welcome four teams to town for the Cox Communications Classic, which will be held this weekend.
Vanderbilt prepared to avenge double-digit loss
Feb. 14, 2008The last time UF headed to Nashville, it was chaos.
UF student to attend sustainability conference in Australia
By ANKITA RAO | Feb. 14, 2008While other students bought roses and chocolate on Valentine's Day, Daniel Robinson embarked on a last-minute sponsored trip to Australia for a solar energy conference.
Thornqvist returns to North Carolina for weekend matches
Feb. 14, 2008UF women's tennis coach Roland Thornqvist will eye his former colors this weekend when his team takes a trip down Tobacco Road.
Gainesville robber arrested
By JESSICA PONN | Feb. 14, 2008Authorities believe they have found the man responsible for about a dozen Gainesville robberies dating back to May 2006, said Gainesville Police Department Det. Mike Schentrup.
28,000 UF hopefuls await final decision
By LIA GANOSELLIS | Feb. 14, 2008The UF Office of Admissions has been working around the clock for the past few days determining the future of nearly 28,000 Gators hopefuls, and only about one-third of them will receive an invitation Friday.
Computer virus spreads through Valentine’s e-mails
Feb. 14, 2008E-mails sent across the country Thursday with subjects such as "The Love Train," "You Stay in My Heart" and "Valentine's Day" could have been harmful traps for the computers of those who opened them.
Please pardon the Alligator’s e-dust
Feb. 14, 2008For the past few years, newspapers have tinkered with their Web sites, trying new ways to get readers information quickly and to get them involved.
Orange and Blue should do research
By Lacey Logsdon | Feb. 14, 2008Mark McShera's comments about Student Government's alleged "wasteful spending" reveal either his desire to misrepresent the facts or the Orange and Blue Party's inability to understand current trends in SG finance.
While UF bars online voting, FSU approves it
By ILEANA MORALES | Feb. 14, 2008While online voting for Student Government elections was shot down by the UF Supreme Court, students at Florida State University will vote online for the first time Feb. 27.
Students bring sweatshop complaints to Machen's office
By KIM WILMATH | Feb. 14, 2008Student protesters delivered UF President Bernie Machen a big, red Valentine's Day card Thursday morning, but the message inside was less than loving.