Soon-to-be Speaker of The House John Boehner will soon add another title to his name: Fashion Police.
Sen. John McCain, the top Republican in the Senate Armed Forces Committee, said Sunday it’s time to start chatting about a “regime change” in North Korea.
Beginning Sunday, the website WikiLeaks, an organization designed to release covert government documents, began to release batches of top-secret papers.
Good news for drivers looking to stick it to the gas-guzzling Man: The Environmental Protection Agency labeled the soon-to-be-released Nissan Leaf as the best midsize vehicle for fuel efficiency and best car for the environment as the Leaf clocks in at about 99 miles per gallon.
We airbrush models and magazine centerfolds without much thought. Beauty, we’re told, is only skin-deep, and our models need to represent the image of perfection.
Never fear, Gators. If any of you were musing on your sexual morality and overall human decency and/or worth while contemplating a trip to confessional after your purchase of a box of Trojans, don’t you worry.
We don’t even know where to start with the crazy this week, Gators. There’s so much to talk about with you, but we have so little time.
Not even behind the protective veil of a children’s book can President Barack Obama avoid falling through the thin ice of political controversy.
It’s become the fastest way to a morning full of regrets. And New York no longer wants any part of it.
No longer will dateless debutantes have to rely on their lying friends for an honest opinion on how hot their dates are.
Mice, hamsters and other small woodland creatures, rejoice! The lame-duck House of Representatives thinks you’re the most important demographic.
“Don’t Tase me, bro” finally has a sister slogan.
Just when everyone thought things couldn’t get any worse for the Democrats in Congress with the wreckage still being cleaned from precincts across the country and the Capitol nearly oozing blue blood down its steps, in walks little-known Rep. Heath Shuler to shake things up.
Cigarettes are getting graphic.
As we all prepare to get blue in the face and just about everywhere else for the Saturday night southern showdown with Spurrier’s South Carolina, we can’t help but be thankful to the Thanksgiving gods for inching us closer to salvation every day.
If you thought Charlie was going to turn into some lame-duck, has-been governor, think again.
In a move that can only be labeled as an attempt to become the super-exclusive “Mean Girls” of Capitol Hill, GOP-elected officials rallied behind an agenda Sunday based largely on bullying their boss: Mr. President.
We don’t blame him for getting the heck out of here on the first plane out east.
UF has a case of the Mondays.
Even The Bieber isn’t immune to bullying.
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