Opinion
Political bumper stickers are childish, show driver stupidity
By ADAM WYNN | Sep. 3, 2009If the eyes are the window to the soul, then a bumper sticker is portal to the back of a moron's head.
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Opinion
Rando slang terms too ridic in convos
By ADAM WYNN | Apr. 16, 2009By majoring in a field that places a heavy emphasis on the proper use of language and simultaneously being a since-birth member of Generation Y, Z, XXX or whatever the hell we're called, I'm caught between a rock and a hard place. Everywhere I hear people horrendously butchering the language I've spent the last 20-odd years trying to understand.
Opinion
Superstitions, nerdy habits die hard
By ADAM WYNN | Apr. 9, 2009Last week, I came to an unexpected realization: I am a superstitious tool. I've always dismissed superstition as worthless and irrelevant, and now I'm as guilty as morons who still have rabbits' feet dangling from their key chains.
Opinion
Madoff’s prison time won’t be enough
By ADAM WYNN | Mar. 26, 2009Everyone loves a villain. Well, we like to hear about them, anyway.
Opinion
America must shed two–party politics
By ADAM WYNN | Mar. 19, 2009I have a strong stomach. Only a handful of things consistently turn my stomach contents into a downtown sidewalk display: catching a ride post- or mid-drinkathon, all songs Nickelback and when, like, people, like, say "like" all the time. Other than those three things, I rarely get to taste my stomach acid.
Opinion
"People" shows little regard for people
By ADAM WYNN | Feb. 26, 2009If People magazine had a face, I would punch it. Hard. Nineteen-year-old Mike Tyson hard.
Opinion
College means more than just diploma
By ADAM WYNN | Feb. 19, 2009I've come to terms with my post-graduation joblessness. I haven't raised a white flag. Hope is not lost. I just understand my career won't be awaiting me, flowers in hand.
Opinion
It’s OK to bullshit with strangers
By ADAM WYNN | Feb. 15, 2009People have forgotten how to talk to each other.
Opinion
Super Bowl commercials not so super
By ADAM WYNN | Feb. 5, 2009Another Super Bowl came and went, and did anything come from it? Personally, I didn't learn anything new or surprising.
Opinion
‘South Park’ transcends toilet humor
By ADAM WYNN | Jan. 29, 2009I have a question for anyone who has ever watched television: What the hell is wrong with us?
